Montevideo Country Club
The Crossings=97Johnny=92s on the Tee
The Crossings at Montevideo - Volume ,=
Issue 1, January 8, 2010
Happy New Year From The Crossings
From the General Manager
Please remember to mark you calendars for the Annu=
al Meeting on Sunday, January 31st.
It is hard to believe that just this w=
eek, I saw the first sign of spring coming.=A0 Sitting on my couch, listening to the wind blow at 30 miles p=
er hour throwing around the most recent 8 inches of snow that we have gott=
en, there on the TV is the first sign of spring.=A0 A commercial on ESPN telling us that coming in April, th=
e Masters will be on ESPN.=A0 Ther=
e is a light at the end of this cold and snowy tunnel.=A0 I will make it my job to keep everyone informed of=
just how many more days it is until the Masters.=A0 Historically, the week of the Masters is the same time =
we get to play our course, although it does not look quite as nice as Augu=
sta, it is still golf.=A0 As of Fr=
iday the 8th, there are 90 days until the tee it up at the Masters.
Around the club, 2009 went out with a =
bang.=A0 Congratulations to one of=
our former grounds crew employees, Charlie Gervais and his bride, Mary Jo=
.=A0 On New Years Eve Day, they we=
re married and had their reception and dance at the club.=A0 Best of luck to Charlie and Mary Jo.
Don=92t forget that it is not too late=
to save a little money on your 2010 membership.=A0 During the entire month of January, you can save 5% on y=
our dues by paying your membership early.=
=A0 The club will be open on Wednesday and Friday and Kari will hav=
e some office hours on Mondays to accommodate you if you want to pay in pe=
rson or simply drop your statement in the mail and she can send you a rece=
ipt if you so desire.
See you at the course.=A0 Countdown to the Masters - 90 days (1/8/10)
SAVE TH=
E DATE - Saturday, April 24th
=
Questions or comments? E-mail us at Ma=
rkJ@food-n-fuel.com or call 320-269-6424 (KMJ Convenience=
Co).
The annual meeting of the Stockholders will be hel=
d
on Sunday, January 31st =
at 5 pm at the club.=A0
Mark your calendar and plan to attend.
If you are a fan of lobster, jumbo shr=
imp and steak, then you better mark your calendar and save the following d=
ate:=A0 Saturday, April 24th.=A0 Plans for our first annual =93Lobster Feed=94 are being m=
ade.=A0 We will begin selling tick=
ets for this event in early March.=A0 You will need to purchase a ticket in advance for this event as we wil=
l be having live lobsters brought in f=
or the meal.=A0 Proceeds from this=
event will be used in the future to help with the overall costs of our fu=
ture clubhouse remodeling.=A0 Many=
more details will follow in the upcoming weeks, but mark your calendar no=
w so that you make no other plans as this will be a ton of fun!
Comedy Corner=A0 - Joke of the Day
Calendar of Events
Attention:
Important!
Attention:
Important!
Nike Ra=
in Suits
This is your last chance to put in you=
r order for a deep discounted high quality rain gear that we are ordering =
for the high school golf team.=A0 =
Orders will be placed by the end of this week.=A0 To find the order forms, go to the web site or click here=
=85..=A0 (Men=92s Rain Gear)=A0 (Women=92s Rain Gear)=A0 Proceeds from the sale of the rain gear w=
ill help both the junior high golf program and the club.
Rule of the Day:=A0 Using the Putter Like a Pool Cue=85.
If you hit the golf ball with the top =
of a club grip as you would hit a pool ball with a pool cue, you will be i=
n violation of Rule 14-1.=A0 You w=
ould be assessed a two stroke penalty in stroke play and you would lose th=
e hole in match play.=A0 The rule =
states that you must fairly strike the ball with the head of the club and =
not push, scrape, or spoon the ball.=A0 <=
/span>A pool cue shot, even if you used the head of the club, would be con=
sidered a push under the rules (Decision 14-1/2).
A man and his wife walked into a denti=
st=92s office.
The man said to the dentist, =93Doctor=
, I=92m in one hell of a big hurry!=A0 I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play go=
lf.=A0 So forget about the anesthe=
tic and just pull the tooth and be done with it.=A0 I don=92t have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!=
=94
The dentist thought to himself, =93My =
goodness, this sure is a very brave man, asking me to pull his tooth witho=
ut using anything to kill the pain.=94
So the dentist asked him, =93Which too=
th is it, sir?=94
The man turned to his wife and said, =
=93Open your mouth, Honey, and show the doctor which tooth hurts.=94
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